Sergeant Burn
Class: Commercial
Specialization: Physical Fitness
Sergeant Burn offers the latest advancements in personal training with a specialization in intimidation. Choose from a series of hardcore interactive voices including “Rwandan Warlord”, “Drunk Bad Cop”, and “Raging Uneducated Father” any of which will undoubtedly drag one more rep out of your weak, coddled body.
Sergeant Burn also excels at circling around you while you’re exercising and gurgling insults to push your workout further:
- Your workout makes me want to write a show called, “Grandmas Having a Hard Time Doing Things”.
- I’m pretty sure I expend more calories scarf shopping for my Pomeranian.
- Who would have thought your ‘workout’ face was also your ‘I can’t do this’ face?
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